Juvies - Christmas Special 2

Ho ho ho Juveniles.

Merry Christmas. May it be full of happiness and juvenile behavior!

Sorry for the lateness, Juvies is on a semi hiatus.

But next year we'll be back on track and better than ever next year.

So until then....KEEP IT JUVENILE!

47. Drive By

Greetings Juveniles!

Sorry for the lateness, it's been a crazy ride this end.

So this one follows #46 obviously. They've had one helluva night that they are only getting home literally as the sun is rising.

Poor Roger, he sure can drink alot but in the end it can't stay in forever. Unfortunately for the people waiting at the bus stop, it came out the wrong end.

So remember, Juveniles, the holiday season is upon us. If you're gonna party hard, don't drink and drive.

Scott, T.J and Roger may be juvenile... but they sure aren't STUPID.

So until next time....KEEP IT JUVENILE!

The Cast - Coconut

This character is dedicated to one of the coolest guys I have ever known.

Sadly he took his life on his birthday 5 years ago.

In memory of Thando Gajula 01 April 1980 - 01 April 2005

We miss you buddy!

The Cast - Nick "Bionic" Dalton

Morning Juveniles.

Say hello to Nick Bionic. He's new in town.

A new character arrives next week.

So until then.... KEEP IT JUVENILE!

46. Not A Good Idea, T.J

GOOD MORNING JUVENILES!!!

Yes it is Monday again but hey, here's a new Juvies to brighten up those Monday blues.

What else is there to say really?

Enjoy it and until next time KEEP IT JUVENILE!

PS: Yesterday morning I got engaged! Yippee!

Halloween Pin Up 2009

Tonight's the night the ghouls come out

To cause havoc, chaos and run about

Big ones, little ones of every shape and size

Banging on doors hoping for a sweet surprize

Ghosts, goblins and a variety of ghouls

Shoveling down candy while pissing in your pools

Make hast, make haste to your safe homes quick

Lest you fall victim to a dastardly trick

So bolt your doors and close that window

For tonight is their night, it's Halloween you know.

Mwahahahahahahahahahaha Happy Halloween Juveniles!

45. But Is It Art?

Greetings juveniles.

Yup, It's Monday which means another fun filled Juvies strip.

So how many of you have gone through an art gallery and thought "Wow, that looks like shit!"? You never know, it could've been.

I mean I've seen stuff that I wouldn't call art. The Mona Lisa, that's art, The Scream, that's art. Jackson Pollocks' dribble of paint on a canvas? No. I've always said you could wipe your ass on a piece of paper, frame it and call it art.

Well I think Scott took it way over the line with that statement.

Anyhoos, enjoy the fan splatter and the 3 positioned pieces of corn amongst the variety of brown colours.

Until next week, KEEP IT JUVENILE!

44. Does Whatever A Spider Can

Greetings yet again Juveniles!

Our word for today is ARACHNOPHOBIA . To be shit scared of spiders.

Not much I can say. Roger is arachnophobic.

Until next time....KEEP IT JUVENILE!

43. Are Wii Having Fun Yet?

Greetings, Juveniles!

Another Juvies comes at you hard and fast.... just like in the pornos!

Ah the wii. A great console to have as it's very fun and addictive.

A friend of a friend has one and I played tennis. Damn it's tiring! But very fun.

I swear if you're walking around the shopping center and you see people jumping up and down and don't realize they are playing on the wii, you'd think they are utter retards.

Which brings us to this weeks 'toon.

At least Roger is getting some exercise even though I doubt he's having fun.

So until those wings are in Roger's possession... KEEP IT JUVENILE!

42. Oink, Cough, Bleh!

Morning Juveniles!

Seems like no one is safe from swine flu, not even cartoon characters.

So this whole swine flu "epidemic" has gotten very quiet here in South Africa. 2 months ago it was the only thing the TV news and newspapers could report on. But now? It's a thing of the past. Was it really something to worry about? Was it a government conspiracy playing on our paranoia? Who knows, it was yesterdays news.

Anyhoos, have a great week and stay healthy.

Until next time... KEEP IT JUVENILE!

41. Muscles and Mullets pt 10

Greetings Juveniles!

Yes, it's Monday, it's a new Juvies 'toon here to brighten up your day.

This sees the end of the Muscles and Mullets saga. I figured I'd end it off on a nice round part number.

It has been a while since we've seen Roger with his favourite Gut Extension beverage 'KAOS BEER'.

Seriously... a ripped Roger?? That aint normal. But thanks to 'KAOS BEER', normality is set back in it's place along with Roger's gut.

Saty tuned for a couple of single part strips, Juveniles as we head for new adventures and new disasters.

Until then... KEEP IT JUVENILE!

40. Muscles and Mullets pt 9

Good Morning Juveniles.

It's Monday and that means another Juvies strip.

Having the Major there is really taking it out of our Juvies. T.J has finally seen the error of his so called good deed. He's also seen way more than he should have.

So here is the penultimate M&M series.

It's a real shocker!!

Next week sees the final to the M&M series.

So until then....KEEP IT JUVENILE!

39. Muscles and Mullets pt 8

Greetings Juveniles!!

It's Monday and that means a new Juvies strip for you to enjoy and hopefully brighten this gloomy day up.

So after a long day of flirting with chicks, flexing his pecs and the occassional personal training of gym goers, T.J finally gets home to a darkened home. I wouldn't be too worried either after such a hard days work.

Alas, T.J was unaware that Major Mullet had brought reinforcements... at least he was half naked unlike poor Scott.

Oh and if you are a new Juvenile and are wondering about "Jesus Christ" been in a padded cell.... please refer to the 'Holy Crap' series http://juviescomic.blogspot.com/2008/11/13-holy-crap-pt1.html

Ok, Juveniles

Until the next time.... KEEP IT JUVENILE!

38. Muscles and Mullets pt 7

*Insert the Psycho theme here*

Isn't it always the same?

You hop into your nice hot shower, scrub yourself down 'til you're all fresh and sparkley and then some freaky, mullet head granny who's totally bare jumps in and forces herself on to you.

What?... that's never happened to you? O.o um... yeah me neither....

ANYHOOS!!!! This is gonna scar Scotty boy deep. How does one recover from such a hideous sight? White hot pokers to the eyes could do it but that's a bit extreme... or is it in this case?

Well thanks for reading, juveniles and be sure to be here next week for more crazy, inbred mullet action.

Until then, KEEP IT JUVENILE!

37. Muscles and Mullets pt 6

Ah what better way than to start a new week with a laugh.

Juvies returns after a short little rest.

Scott's really confused, wouldn't you be?
How can you NOT stare at a hotty like Mary Betty Sue and be mesmerized by the bounciness of her bossoms.

Well until next week, Juveniles....
KEEP IT JUVENILE!

Under Construction

Hey Juveniles.

This here's a filler until I get the latest toon up.

It's an old pic of the guys, This was originally Kaos Produktions under construction website image.

I went back to it and added the 'DO NOT CROSS' barrier tape and the logo.

So until Juvies updates...

KEEP IT JUVENILE!

Later

Jarred

36. Muscles and Mullets pt 5

Greetings, Juveniles.

Ah, what better way to start a new week than with a new Juvies strip fresh from my PC.

The Major admits that he's got a handful to deal with and has now called in his elite crew.

TEAM INBREED!

How will this affect our juvenile heroes? Stay tuned and find out!

Until then...KEEP IT JUVENILE!

Later

Jarred

*This image has been edited*

35. Muscles and Mullets pt 4

Just when you thought it was gonna be a blue Monday, Juvies is here to brighten your day!

So we finally see ONE of the guys at work and boy is he working it!

Forever the ladies man T.J wil be, he won't even let a phone call from his endangered bro's deter him from getting her number.

Shame, I hope Scott and Roger are ok, we'll just have to wait and see...

Until then, Keep It Juvenile!

Cheers

Jarred

PS: I forgot to mention, Juveniles, that the story T.J is telling is an actual true lie my buddy Rob (whom T.J is based on) told people. The funniest thing is.... PEOPLE BELIEVED HIM!!!

My friends and I had gone away for Easter weekend. It was at night and we had been drinking quite a bit and decided to go down to the beach and create fire patterns in the sand using crushed fire lighters.

One was going when Rob decided he'd put the fire out with his back by performing a handstand and falling backwards... it worked with the help of my other friend, Kevin (whom Roger is based on), jumping on top of Rob making the burn worse. 2 good things came from it: 1. we got it all on film and 2: Rob was instantly sobered up.

34. Muscles and Mullets pt 3

Greetings Juvies and Juvettes

Yay! another Juvies strip up and ready to entertain you.

Things are gonna start heating up for Scott and Roger, especially with the sarcasm that oozes outta Scott.

Hmmm, if I were the Major (I'd be in better shape) , I would snatch that 100 bucks and make him do 200!

Major Mullet will sure have his work cut out for him with these two, so stay tuned Juveniles.

KEEP IT JUVENILE!

Cheers

Jarred

33. Muscles and Mullets pt 2

Now that you've seen who will be in the supporting cast for Season 2 of Juvies, it's time to get the story going again.
So T.J is trying to help Scott and Roger get into better shape huh? Well let's hope for the best. By the look of their "personal trainer" things are bound to get a little Boot Campy.

Until next, Keep It Juvenile.

The Cast - "Dr" C.O.B

Here's a familiar face.
Yup It's that Crazy Old Bastard. Keep an eye out Juveniles coz he's sure to pop up somewhere to try and remedy a problem.... which he no doubt was most likely the cause of.

The Cast - Michael "White Mike" Dodds

Yo yo what up dogs? Friday means new Juvies and what I brings to you here is White Mike, aaaight!
He's a wannabe black teen... like Eminem.

The Cast - Blanket-Man

It's Monday, which means another Juvies character is making an appearance.

Look, in the dumpster: It's a rat, it's a homeless man, No it's.... oh wait, it is a homeless man.... IT'S BLANKET-MAN!!!!!

The Cast - Katie Hildegarde

The gorgeous goth and best friend of Louise.

The Cast - Louise Dodds

As promised Juveniles, a brand new Juvies character.

Say hello to Louise Dodds.

The Cast - Thomas 'T.J' James Campbell

T.J, the body building, ladies man of Juvies.

The Cast - Roger Nicholson

And here we have Roger.

Sorry for the late post, my internet explorer got abit sdrewed up.

Friday we bring T.J to the party.

Till then, Keep it Juvenile!

The Cast - Scott Redmann

What up Juveniles.

In the weeks to come I'll be uploading character sheets of Juveniles you already know and the new faces soon to be appearing. Now I was thinking that these should've come before strip #32 seen as from strip #32 it's the new "season" of Juvies, if you will.

So get to know Scott a little bit better and come back on Monday when I proudly present Roger (again) to you.

Until then, Keep It Juvenile.

Laters.

32. Muscles and Mullets pt 1

Greetings Juveniles.

I bring to you another wacky series of Juvies.

Things were strange enough with Pinocchio around, now it gets stranger.... who the hell can REALLY crack a walnut between their ass cheeks??
Only T.J, or should that be "The Walnut Cracker Prince"?
I'm sure that's the last thing Scott was expecting to see when he brought home 2 kick ass movies of a jackass actor.

And yes, Scott has yet again had another hair change. This one is so much easier to draw and colour :-).

So sit back, relax and enjoy the latest installment of Juvies. It's only gonna get better and crazier.
And remember, "Keep It Juvenile!"

Laters.

PS: Roger's holding a bag of Walnuts.

31. Mmmm, Marshmallows.

Winter is upon us, and our juvenile friends are feeling it to.
What is one to do on such a frost biting night?
Chuck ol' Woody in the fireplace and roast up some marshmallows, mmmm.

You gotta admit it, he had it coming. Looks like pinocchio's even more "fired" up now BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAhaha.... ahem.
Oh well, guess that's it for poor old pinocchio.....or is it? (insert dramatic music here)

Anyhoos Hope you enjoyed this one as much as I did.

Until the next marshmallow roasting Juveniles, ♪♫ Kumbaya my Lord, Kumbaya....♫♪ ahem

Laters.

30. N.S.A pt 2

OH SNAP! Scotty boy just got the smack down layed upon his candy.....face.
Dang that Pinocchio's a bully, slapping defensless people in the comfort of their own beds just for expressing their relief.
Well that aint right dammit! Ol' Woody better watch himself or something bad might happen to him......

So until the blockhead gets plained down to size, keep it juvenile.

Laters.

29. N.S.A pt 1

OMG the guys are puppets??? What's happening, is this real, is it a dream or Scott right? Are they part of some reject N'SYNC music video?

At least they can always rely on the good ol' "Doctor" to 'cut' out there problems.

Be sure to join us on Friday for part 2 of No Strings Attached.

Until then, Keep it juvenile!

28. Carnival Catastrophe pt 7

Here it is Juveniles, the final part to Carnival Catastrophe.
Phew! This is my longest series so far and I gotta say it's been fun.
I'm sure the guys had a blast as well..... hmmm maybe not Scotty boy as seen in the end here.
I'm sure he thought he'd seen the last of that 'block' head. Well guess again mwahahaha!

Anyhoos, hope you're all enjoying Juvies so far. Gimme a holla if you are, I'd like to get feed back.

Until next time Juveniles.

27. Easter Pin-Up

Hippity Hoppity Hoppity Hoppity!!!
Happy Easter Juveniles!

Let us spread the joy and chocolate eggs like the unsettling churn of gypo gut stomaches after a batch of off easter eggs..... um ok maybe not the best image to have.

Anyhoos lets also remember the true meaning of Easter.... uh no. CHRISTMAS is when Jesus was born. Easter is kinda the oppsite. He died then was resurrected and....ok okyour blank stares are creeping me out. Eggs, bunnies, chickens all made of chocolate!

There that's better, chocoholic, sugar rushing freaks.

Well I hope you like this weeks Juvies.

Later Juveniles.

Special: Week Daze and Juvies Wedding Celebration

Ah, Week Daze and Juvies finally get together.This piece I did for my brother as an extra special wedding gift.

Week Daze is his webcomic with JJ and Puck.

I'm glad he liked it. :-)

26. Carnival Catastrophe pt 6

Oh no, Juveniles. Scott and T.J have lost Roger! Can you help them find him?

This was both fun and hectic to draw. I wanted to make it like the "Where's Wally" books. I had to look back at the past CC strips to make sure I place everything (ie: tents and stalls) in continuity. Then there was the task of filling the carnival with people. That took time but I managed. So I hope you guys enjoy this one.... Oh and be on the look out for some 'familiar characters' :-P

Later Juveniles.

25. ♥ Valentines Day Pin-Up ♥

25 Baby YEAH!!!! That's a milestone right?

Ahem, now that the confetti has cleared I bring you a Valentines Day special for all you love birds. Just becareful where you fly though, I wouldn't trust Roger with a bow and arrow.

Have a romantic filled day on Saturday.

♥♥ With much love from The Juvies ♥♥

24. Carnival Catastrophe pt 5

I have to agree with Scotty boy, That rack is nice, those melons do look firm and juicy and those jugs mmhmmm those are beautiful jugs.... Oh and she does have nice tits to.

Ha ha! Check the geek, shame it's the only way he can get to score a babe... then again the rest of 'em must sure be desperate as well to be standing in line at a kissing booth. The old man I can understand. I'm sure he hasn't had any since the wheel was invented. Shame, I'm been cruel; even old, decrepid, wrinkled people need some loving now and then. Even if they will forget it after 2 minutes.

Anyhoos Juveniles, stay tuned for another fun-filled adventure with the Juvies.

23. Carnival Catastrophe pt 4

Wow! Now that's what I call a 'Hard Hitter', and T.J wasn't even trying.
I guess you gotta feel sorry for the purple shirt kid, this is the second time he's fallen victim to the Juvies. Oh well, wrong place wrong time thing, huh?

Thanks for reading, Juveniles

Laters.

22. Carnival Catastrophe pt 3

Ooooh, that's gotta hurt.
What was Roger thinking? Doesn't he know NOT to piss off a 5 o'clock shadow bitch...er I mean a bearded lady? If some of you don't get the broken bottle, it's because Roger screamed so loud and girlyish that the bottle broke.

And specially for you, Wolfman, I added a wolf. Well ok a wolfman but a wolf none the less ;-P.

Have a good one Juveniles and be sure to keep reading Juvies or a certain newly acquired bearded lady will pay you a visit.

Adios!

21. Carnival Catastrophe pt 2

I feel ya buddy. Looking at some rollercoasters make me queazy to... then again it is Roger and he does have a cup of beer.
But shame for the candy floss lady, I mean one minute you're doing up bags of the fluffy stuff then the next you got a drunk teen with his head in the tub showing you what he had for breakfast.
Well, the moral of todays strip juveniles is never eat green candy floss. You never know if its artificial or natural colouring.
Until next time Juveniles, thanks for reading. :-)

20. Carnival Catastrophe pt 1

Woo Hoo!! Check it out Juveniles, number 20!

Here's part 1 of the new series for the new year.
The Juvies are at a carnival.... uh oh, I'm sure they can get into alot of trouble here and believe me they will.
Who's ever had this fear of going into a port-o-potty and someone tipping it over? Yeah it can happen... NOT to me though, I never use them exactly for this reason. Plus they stink and are unhygenic.

Well, don't go far Juveniles coz JCC pt 2 will be coming to a blog near you soon.

Laters.

19. The New Do

Man, talk about 'observant'.

Yup, I decided to give ol' Scotty boy a new hairstyle. This one's more simple and easier to draw and colour. Plus my girlfriend said it makes him look younger.

Stay tuned for a new series Juveniles... don't worry, it's a clean one I swear hehehe ;-P

Laters.