Isn't it always the same?
You hop into your nice hot shower, scrub yourself down 'til you're all fresh and sparkley and then some freaky, mullet head granny who's totally bare jumps in and forces herself on to you.
What?... that's never happened to you? O.o um... yeah me neither....
ANYHOOS!!!! This is gonna scar Scotty boy deep. How does one recover from such a hideous sight? White hot pokers to the eyes could do it but that's a bit extreme... or is it in this case?
Well thanks for reading, juveniles and be sure to be here next week for more crazy, inbred mullet action.
Until then, KEEP IT JUVENILE!